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GameThread #32 - San Antonio Spurs @ Portland Trail Blazers - Part IV

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Anderson embarrassment continues

his stocks falling quickly

actually, it bouncing up from hitting rock bottom

Why is Wallace still in there

MacMillan is an idiot?

yes

Blazer fan here…not a McMuffin fan.

josh had to start a new tread

we oerloaded the oer one wit 2 many pics

everyone’s either drunk, or bored… hah!

Firsty. First one.

surriously i firsty too

Great news – you ladies can take over the resident lush position. I have to work too much. :)

james Anderson, just stop it

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
I know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

I love the randommm songs.
Don’t get it…but love it.

thanks

it’s safer than posting pictures.

Missing dunks. Check.

Blazers back to shooting .600+…

this is all we haz to cling to, huh?

this is our crash and burn blaze of glory party

more like blades of glory

Anderson misses a dunk huh

Tim Duncan just sneezed!!!

Highlight for the Spurs tonight.

ok guy i’m done

good night

( Pop Sucks)

good bye spursfan87

Put Tony in!

that’s the LAST thing you want to do now.

LAST!..
(worst)…
JUMBACO!

Anderson has gone from suck to blow!

there’s plenty of things around here for you to blow, Mr. Anderson.

dats wut she said

I stopped watching the game.. Can’t take it anymore..

you’re better off

we’ll end this RRT with a bang

POP WOULD NEVER EVER PLAY HIS STARTERS WITH THE GAME UP 40. I HOPE ONE OF THE BLAZERS GETS INJURED. SUCK IT MACMILLAN

now now

that’s bush league.

running the score up 40 is bush league

they’re too stupid to know any better, i guess.

They did draft Greg Oden

Audrey!! I look like hell!

I got bags under my eyes.

Well if you were a man, I’d punch you

Good thing I’m not, then.
Or am I?

c’mon Dawson, hack some random Portland player

Normally, I dont wish bad on anyone, but I have to agree. No need to have key players in the game right now

except if the head coach is an idiot.

Nate does best with an injured roster…he had to do SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!!

Never hope for injuries. Karma goes around.

looks like you got your wish. their goes matthews

Well Dawson can’t rebound, shoot, or defend. Other than that he’s awesome

sweats a lot

he did get a nice highlight block earlier…

right when I say that

He is good. He only need to work on two things; Offense and Defense

Just padding the stats for Wallace huh

So … Is there a Parallel universe where the spurs are winning by 40?

I think Wallace is going for a trip dub

Alright I think you guys are overacting her this lose sucks but im not unhappy about it we are missing parker,ginobili,duncan,splitter,and TJ big parts of our team and you all need to shut J(#UJR(#*J)(R#)() FUCKING BLAXZZZZZZZZZZZERFS STOP HITTTTTTTTTTTING 33333333333333333333333333s

I don’t speak Matrix

Yeah we’re overreacting

I’m so confused right meow

Fire, water, air and earth,
fuckin’ 3 pointers, how do they work?

Leonard has about 1/3 of our points

Why are their starters in??? I never say this due to karma, but I hope someone on their team gets hurt.

ooooops now alderage is hurt!!!!

taking out frustration from LA Massacre from previous night. Using Spurs as mouthwash!

matthews just went out

oh thought it was alderage, but still

matthews got injured 30 secs after I said the same thing. Karma hurts

Leonard is officially on not-tradable list after his efforts in this game

SEE MCMILLAN? SEEEEE? SUCK IT :D

Your version of ARGENTINEAN is slightly lacking. You need to insult us more.

matthews got injured. Im ok now :), im relaxed.
The gods heard my argentinean

Finally Nate takes out the starters

O.k. there starters are out…now is our chance…GSG

Neal shoot 40 3’s off balance so we are back in it!

he can’t seem to make those 3’s if he’s not off balance..

our scrubs better than their scrubs?

their starters have been in , and our scrubs have been playhing all game

Matthews just went to the locker room. Looks like he hurt himself. Absolutely pointless for him to be out in there in the first place. I don’t feel bad, thats what happens when your coach makes stupid decisions.

Crap – out of beer. That sucks.

Nooooo

ive already moved on to ruuuuuuuuuum

Scotchy scotch scotch. Down in my belly.

Go F yourself Portland!

send the wife on a beer run

If I only had a wife (and were gay). Oh well.

surriously i was knew u is a girl

One of these days, you, Cupcake and I will meet for a drink, and then the world will explode. :)

I was wrong earlier.
THIS is the best idea ever.

twill be epically epic

Better get moving then.

Wish we had thomas to show case his talent

The one silver lining about this game it shows us just how much potential we have with Leonard in the future truly beileve the guy can be a all star one day

kid has won me over…

IF there wasn’t ANYONE with an ounce of doubt on Kawhi Leonard, it better be gone!

+1 The patfo found a gem

let’s go for a double-double Kawhi!

I predict an AllStar Next Year

Fuck fuckery fuck fuckery fuck fuckeroo
This entire game is a big messy poo
I hate this sport except I love it too
Fuck fuckery fuck fuckery fuck fuckeroo

damn wut you drinkie? i firsty

Vanilla-flavored Ensure.

no u iznt

you certainly have your own way of typing.

Can’t quite fit on a t-shirt, but I love this, Wave.

Ha! Obvious Game Thread stat padding

What poem is this?

Ever see the movie Mary Poppins?

supercalifraziwlisticexpeealidohshous

I am in awe of you right meow

I sea what you did there

wow Anderson, no D

Anyone sad about Anderson leaving now?

not me. I hope he gets traded to the bobcats

Yes, damnit, but I’ll get over it.

Ha! See below.

i just had lunch, is the lead down to single digits?

someone from POrtland got injured

if u divide the difference by 100, sure

LUNCH!?!?!?!

Wait a sec…do you live in the Philipines?

last i checked

okay

I know someone here does

you effing kidding me. we’re cockroaches. we’re everywhere. there must be like ten/fifteen of us here

I’m a cockroach too!

i don’t get it

what does cockroach have to do with it?

Don’t pay attention to Romes. He loves RJ, so you know he’s a little crazy in the head.

i love him so much i want him to prosper in another team’s system

I’m glad Pop did this, any lingering questions I had about seeing Anderson go, gone.

That stupid dunk attempt was the final nail in the coffin. Can’t wait to see him gone now.

this… Enjoy the D league JA

Wow and I wrote that before I saw him screw up on that second one too!

the second one wasn’t as bad

so if pop suddenly plays tim and tony in the fourth, should we be asking for his head?

Dear life, when I said “Could this get any worse?” It was rhetorical question, not a challenge

Game Non-Recap Recap Using Shows My Wife Watches

1st Quarter: Downton Abbey
We have a chance even though the odds are stacked against us—NOOO MR. BATES WAS SENTENCED TO HANG! NOW EVERYTHING SUCKS

2nd Quarter: Smash
THIS HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL BUT IS REALLY DISAPPOINTING, I HOPE THEY CAN PULL IT OUT AND ELLIS IS THE WORLD’S WORST ASSISTANT

3rd Quarter: Once Upon a Time
HOW CAN THIS CGI BE SO BAD THIS HAS RAPIDLY DE-EVOLVED INTO AN UNWATCHABLE CARTOON LOL RUMPLESTILKSIN

4th Quarter: New Girl
THIS GAME IS AN ADORKABLE TRAGIC COMEDY THAT I WILL IMMEDIATELY FORGET ABOUT WHEN IT’S OVER

I can’t help it – I love Once Upon A Time. Is Downton Abbey worth my time?

This would make a great high school play.

only if in musical form…

dinka dinka doo doo

I’ll need more time, I have a few melodies in my back pocket

With pictures please.

Baby Tiago in the deep blue sea
swim so wild and you swim so free

best recap ever

So what’s the deal with Andersons girlfriend??

IDK. She tweets, or some shit.

she spends his money he makes while sitting on a bench

she’s always saying her man anderson need playing time and it BS he aint getting any you knows

whos the headband guy?sheed?

GOODBYE ANDERSON!!!! GOODBYE!!

dats mista anderson

We hardly knew you!

which is better, it makes it that much easier.

Good bye, love ducks. Good bye!

DAmn, missing freaking layups Anderson? Really?!?

Damn even their bench is making every shot. They are just throwing stuff up and it goes in. How do we do that?

must have placed some voodoo magic on their court

haaha anderson missed a dunk, now a layup. ALL STAR

anyway, I have to go. Have plenty of chores I’ve been putting off for a couple of hours now… The Spurs better play well against the Nuggets…

yep….Anderson made the FO looks like geniuses for letting him go

+111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

This game is lasting an eternity.

torture always does

long longer longeresrt

dam I no I said I dont really care about the outcome but were getting killed beyond what I even expcted as worst sceniro

anyone think well will break 85?

Yes, but only by sheer luck.

if it goes to triple overtime

There was just 8 guys under the rim. LOL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! THEY CAN’T MISS!!!!! FTW!

Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work.

Yes, I had to use that joke a second time. Oh my god.

On the bright side, Leonard is looking great. Excited to see this kid grow.

squish the kitty squish the kitty

Wow 126. HERP DERP SCORE LMA IS THE BEST TRAIL BLAZERS NATE DERP

ha ha..

WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NBA LAKERS WAS A FLUKE THIS GAME PROVES IT!!!

Fuck the lockout!

wish Pop gave them that talk earlier

finally FINALLY they miss and we look semi decent. WITH 6 minutes left

Plenty of time.

We should have just let the ENTIRE TOROS play at this point. Couldn’t have done much worse

i think theyd have fared much better. maybe lose by 20

@RicRenFSSW: Spurs fans…if your wondering…the biggest loss in team history is 46 pts to Phx in ’89

thyere trying to bet their biggest losst!

Robinson must have been sidelined.

Bunch of try hards

I think that Joseph is a hobbit fighting with the orcs

OH GOOD LORD

He no hear you. He also Spurs fan and busy drinking.

our guys are exhausted

I don’t know if I can longer do this,
Do this any longer

English please.

English is irreverant

whats the score now? an ad is blocking the score

do you really care?

at least not the worse deficit in history…

And that’s a bad thing?

WHY AREN’T THE PLAYERS EVEN TRYING???

I asked myself that question when the Cavs got blown out of their own building by the Rose-less Bulls. Even Kyle Korver was having his way against us.

Dawson > Andernone

Andernone…I likes it

You would think the players on the floor would try to play defense. Wow this score is so bad

they are simply exhausted. this game is more playing time than all their time in all other games combined

Except for Kawhi

I was just about to kick something when I saw the score but then I realized Timmy and Tony sat this one out. Pop clearly gives no shit about 12 game win streak

Thats the message!

0 fucks were given tonight by Pop

All of the fucks that were given is STILL > Anderson

We all know Pop likes flying under the radar.

COME ON!!! our worst game is -46…….dont make history

I’m guessing it’s the furthest thing from their minds right now

They just want to get the hell out of there.

They dont have pride. They are not even trying. I have lost meaningless pickup games by 50 and still gave my all. I hate it when people dont try.

Dawson not completely terrible, he’s playing out of position, but to heavy to play any other position. Blair-ish.

Spurs without Manu, Tim, Tony, Tiago, and TJ (and Matty) are not completely terrible either.

More Espn fodder

thank the good god above it’s just the blazers

If this was the Knicks my face would melt.

heck, more Linsanity is better than more people telling us how awesome the Colorado Casanova or the player who quit is.

No, when we’re in the playoffs they’ll get to say “Now, this is a Spurs team that the Blazers beat by 50 points!” even though we were playing third-stringers

Here’s your analysis of tonight’s game: Pop don’t care.

Pop is the honey badger

That’s what I’m sayinng!

Lol

right on… and it’s breaking my imaginary girlfriend’s heart

Not graphic enough.

JoCor, &Erson, Dow Son should have cared – it was their chance to prove themselves against the NBA players. For the rest of the team it won’t mean much.

One thing we really learn from Tonight.

Parker is an MVP without a doubt

So are we going to see … 10 articles of ESPN … talking about how the spurs are overrated or something

I hope so.. Pop’s plan will have worked

Older than dirt.

Of course! They are going to overlook the fact that our starters were out. I can keep it coming.

I can see it coming.* I don’t even know why I typed that.

Kawhi’s got double-double already!

He is a fuckin hero!!
5 Steals also

cory with back to back three pointers?

Great, now joseph wanna shoot 3’s

Joesph knocking down the 3s!!

omg we could break 100

shot clock violation, Defense1

ANDERSON SUCKS!!!!!

OMMFG, Anderson sucks balls!

I am absolutely stunned we’ve put up 96+ points

Cory Joseph, with a career-high

Damn I wish Thanksgiving came around every 2 months.

Shit. Wrong Forum. Apologies.

did you mean to post this on a football blog?

haha I wish I was on reddit

meant to post in TurkeysForABetterTomorrow.org?

I was suuuuper confused.

HE should be released and sent home.

or trade him for a pack of envelopes and a jaw-breaker

Well, I’m going to go have dinner. This massacre was historic in its own way. Good night, guys.

Bye, LD. Don’t worry – it’ll be better Thursday.

(For the record, the rotations and minutes even for this diminished team were ridiculous. Pop used it to experiment, and didn’t give a crap about the score. Or coaching. This is not the full measure of the scrubs.)

Yep – can’t read too much into this.

Anderson continues to make me happy he is leaving

Anderson can wash my car

He might trade it in.

anderson cant even make fts

Please break 100!!! please!!!

We should trade Anderson to the Wolves for Darko. They need a SG, we need a big, both totally suck

TRADE HIM TO CLEVELAND FOR ANTWAN JAMISON

actually, don’t

Antwan was actually ballin’ tonight

the cavs would just laugh

I like Darko. I think, he would be good for us.

damn 2-12? ju suck james

he couldnt even pad his stats against the blazers bench warmers (some of the worst 8-12 guys in the league)

YEEEEESSSS! WE WIN DIDNT LOSE BY MORE THAN 46!

MORAL VICTORY!

I wanna go to a public place, grab some dude’s wife on her ass, and get punched in the face!

You must like pain.

watched the entire game, didn’t I

i’ll just pretend i didn’t see that

You might wanna rethink that action.

tell my wife she kisses like her sister?

tell her she kisses like her mom

grab one for me too

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

how do you come across a picture like that?

who is this theyre interviewing?

The only thing I learned today was that Nate is a contender for coty

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